STEP 1 : You get down on the floor,
Get down on all fours...

STEP 2 : ...Sniffle with your nostrils...

STEP 3: ...Scratch with your paws...

STEP 4: ...Swish and swat your rodent's tail,
If you got little pink eyes, you just can't fail...

STEP 5: ...Point your ears towards the stand,
Listen to the musak of that band...

STEP 6: ... Your teeth are are yellow...

STEP 8: ...wrap your tail around your partner,

YOUR DOIN' THE RAT !!!!

CHORUS :

You're doin' the rat (keep your trap shut)
Do the rat
Do the rat (be a cool cat)
Do the rat
Ah ! Hold on to your hat
Cause that's where it's at